The Language of Chaos

I think metal music is disgusting.
seriously.

They do have a syncopated, chord deviant-style that makes them uniquely "noisy", which is a skill itself to master.

HOWEVER, it's still downright hideously noisy.

People always justify their claim for making the genre "metal" music a profession, yet there is no set "deviant" that enables people to truly justify the "professionalism" of metal music.

All music, since the dawn of time has followed five key factors that makes music, music.
- Emotion
Emotion plays a huge part in music, and undeniably in the sheer violence of metal music. Music must able to touch the heart and soul in order to tap into higher order reserves that so creates a masterpiece. Each masterpiece, through a series of patterns and emotions tell a story.

- Pattern
Patterns are found in every genre of music, save metal. In theory, we learn ABAC, ABAD, ACBD, ABCD etc. These patterns form a ground template in order for the reader and listener to understand the piece and relate to the piece.

- Mathematical Order
Music is a very advance form of mathematics, shown in every single aspect of music since the dawn of time. The order of scales and key signatures prove that the human mind follows set mathematical patterns in music in order to comprehend and emote the music, which is essential. Heavy metal, especially, being chaotic in nature, has no mathematical order in it, causing the listener to revel in chaos, rather in order. Is chaos an art? Maybe so, but it definitely isn't the art of music.

- Literal Translation
All music must be able to be written out, as a general rule, lest people be unable to replicate what was done. Metal musics are free range chords with no manuscript or chordal order on paper. Thus this makes the genre of "metal" the most selfish genre in the world, with the inability for anybody to replicate the music after it has been played, even once.

- Era-craft
All music follow epochs, and within each epoch, there are certain music genres that reach a renaissance. From Baroque to Classical, from Blues to Jazz, from Pop to Rock, all these genres follow and improvise from their predecessors. Even Techno is an evolution from Trance and Gospel. However, metal has completely NO genre, and despite popular argument, have no trace of order back to Rock.

Metal is a completely nonsensical genre. A confluence of chaos, naked emotion and possession that has stabbed the world of humane music in the back.
Chaos can only result in chaos, and the scourge of metal music has caused terrible harm to humanity as it is already.
Some of the proven effects of metal music on human behavior are:

- Dramatic increase in violence
- Isolation and introversion
- Strained human relations
- Negative outlook on life
- Antichristian behavior
- Polarized perceptions
- Favoring dark, dull or blood red clothes
- Extreme deviant behavior
- Depression

.. and a whole host of other stuffs.


Metal musicians DEMAND that they be set "free" to advertise their music to the world, and the world has ceded to their request.
But all that has ensued has been increase in murders, suicides, antichristian and anti-semitic behavior. And most of the convicts are heavy addicts of black metal or dark metal music.

It is no secret that many, if not most black metal music bands are antichristians, and it is no secret that most metal music bands END UP falling in the genre of black or dark metal music later in their careers.

Music is one of the greatest mystery that mankind ever stumbled upon, and music will always be an important facet of humanity, throughout time.
However, genres like "metal" scar music permanently, causing people to question, why has this "God given gift" of music struck back at them?



The metal genre of music is no genre.

It is the language of chaos, noise, destruction, malice, and whatever follows.

Am I polarizing?

Possibly, but bring me ONE heavy metal band that has proven itself to be fulfill all the important facets of music, repelled ALL typical resultants from metal music, and prove to be an aid to humanity and music as an excelling whole, then I will retract my accusation.

And i will eat my shoes as well.




zzz. Can't believe my younger brother loves metal music.

YUCKS!!